one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(Source: beesmygod)
How the science bros express their emotional side.
OMG
I dumped some litmus paper on your bitch and it all turned blue cause she basic as hell
Guys.
It’s a Periodic. Table.
Oh. My. God.
I bet that bench is really unstable.
I create it! Maybe it’s a bit hard to get it, he’s mendel the biologist
It’s hard out there for a p…opulation geneticist.
OMG, I almost snorted ice water out of my nose.
dfajksdfhkdjsfhsdf SCIENCE!
(Source: doitforasgard)
(Source: halvingthecompas)
Zing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: kqedscience)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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