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bakerstreetbabes:

jamesmariarty:

I’LL BURN THE HEART OUT OF YOU (Disney’s “Mulan” parody for Sherlockians)

WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY JamesMariarty (with help from Kirby)

((Click here to listen to my other Sherlock parody song, “One Post More”)) 

DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE ON MY SOUNDCLOUD

LYRICS

MORIARTY
Let’s get down to business
Time to say goodbye
Solve our final problem
Or your friends will die
You’re the cleverest man I ever met,
But you can bet, before we’re through
Sherlock I’ll
Burn the heart
Out of you

Please dear, just come closer
Take a look below
Look, you’ve got an audience
Now it’s time to go

Well your doctor can’t protect you now
‘Cause he hasn’t got a clue
That I will
Burn the heart
Out of you

JOHN
I’m never gonna be in time

SHERLOCK
Say goodbye to those who knew me

JOHN
All I want to know is if he is okay

SHERLOCK
I need a moment for myself

MOLLY
I hope he’s gonna make it through this!

JOHN
Sherlock, just hold on please, I am on my way

(Make the jump)

MORIARTY
Stayin’ alive is so boring, innit?
(Make the jump)
‘Cause in the end, stayin’s all you do
(Make the jump)
Just kill yourself, it’s a lot less effort
Because deep inside, you know that it’s all true
I have told you earlier
“I O U a fall”
Seems you didn’t listen
Now step up that wall

It’s far sexier to finish this
With your death, with your adieu
See how I’ve
Burned the heart
Out of you

(Make the jump)
Stayin’ alive is so boring, innit?
(Make the jump)
‘Cause in the end, stayin’s all you do
(Make the jump)
Just kill yourself, it’s a lot less effort
Because deep inside, you know that it’s all true

How have I only just heard this?!?! AMAZING!

colonelcheru:

tangspersonalshit:

thatonekidthatdidthatonenothing:

Swing Version of Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. Yeah. Pretty fucking amazing.

aqualuxury:

SwangYoThang

A lush hour-long housey, swingy, electroswingy, boompty kinda musical treat!

TRACKLIST:

1. Lionel Hampton - It Don’t Mean a Thing (Remix)
2. Jungle Dancing - Enzo Siffredi
3. Bah Bah. James Day & Justin Langlands Mike Potter.
4. The Phantom. Parov Stelar
5. Is That Too Much To Ask? Biboulakis
6. Hop on, Hop off. Good Luck
7. Chambermaid Swing. Parov Stelar
8. Swing and Soul. DJ Mibor. Chocolatsoul Records
9. Vive Le Swing. In-Grid
10. Madame Coquette. Tape Five feat. Yuliet Topaz.
11. All Aboard. Iain Mackenzie
12. Saturday Swing. Lusty Leg. Juiced Music.
13. Jolie Coquine. Caravan Palace
14. Minnie the Moocher. Swagger Jax.
15. Happy Sound. Makala
16. Äppelknyckar. Movits.
17. Eurodance. New Mjondalen
18. Gypsy Doodle - Analogik

bombulum:

What does English sound like to foreign ears?

We’ve all heard examples of fake Chinese or German from speakers who lack familiarity with either language. While typically cringe-worthy, these examples do raise interesting questions regarding our own language. What does English sound like to non-English speakers? After more than 40 years, Adriano Celentano’s “Prisencolinensinainciusol” remains one of the most illuminating examples. 

The entire song is nonsense verse, neither English nor Italian, but the sounds are meant to resemble English. Linguist Mark Liberman wrote an interesting post about this sort of thing over at Language Log discussing yaourter, the French word for an attempt to speak or sing in a foreign language that one doesn’t know all that well. This often involves trying to sing a foreign song with nonsense or random words filling in the blanks. Liberman shares this wonderful quote from a random Internet user:

Just for the story, in France, when we don’t speak English and we want to imitate the sound, we call it “yaourter”(to yoghourt), the imitation sounds like a very nasal language, kind of like a baby crying. It mostly imitates the “cowboy” accent.

(Source: blogs.howstuffworks.com)